A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.