Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...