Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...