A little girl was out with her Grandmother…
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
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Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
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A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
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A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....