The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...