Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...