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7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Important thoughts
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Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Marital Sex
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...