Computers are female
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Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper
Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper We, the sensible of the United...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...