Free drinks for everyone
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The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....