How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
My boy(s) Leroy!
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...