Something Fishy Here!
LIFE UNDER THE SEAWhat is life like under the sea? Is it a dogfish...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
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Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...