Eight Times A Virgin
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
Physiotherapist and the Golfer
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of...
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...