Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...