Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman…
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...