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There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
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Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
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An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
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A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....