Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
A Woman’s Experience With Children
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...