Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
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Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately...