La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...