Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...