Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...