Twelve days Microsoft
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Time for the wedding
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Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...