Emacs acronyms
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A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
It’s A Man’s World
This could be considered THE ideal world for many men:His son on the cover...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Golf “is” a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...