Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
That’s a real bargain
|A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
1…Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.2…If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
Wrong place wrong time
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...