Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...