Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...
Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...