Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Oh Human Sexuality
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are...