Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts…
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...