Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Passing a school bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...