All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
The boss tells some jokes
|The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff...
Lifestyles of Men and Women
Women’s Lifestyles Through the AgesAGE… DRINK17… Winecoolers25… White wine35… Red wine48… Dom Perignon66… Shot...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...