The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...