Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...