Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Photographer works
|There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....