Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...