What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
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Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
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Heavy metal guitarist
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So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...