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Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on...
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Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...
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God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
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