Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Is he a good dentist?
|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...