Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
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Star spangled banner
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Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!