I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...