Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.