Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...