Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
A little girl was out with her Grandmother…
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
Growing Wild
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body he lifts weights...