Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
This day holds a lot of meaning for me…
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day...