A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
What is
“Three Men And A Baby”What you get when four men go fishing and one...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...