Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...