Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
You can come out now
Jon was looking for a little “action”. He picked up a sweet young thang...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...