Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Crazy For It Riddle
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!