Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...