The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...