Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Empire State Building
A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing…
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...