Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
How do you keep an idiot occupied?
How do you keep a idiot occupied?(Scroll Down) . . . . . ....