If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...