A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
Battered women?
In the United States alone, there are over 10,000 cases of batteredwomen.And to think…...
Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...