How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
We have new babies
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How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...