Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...